Dude On The Internet Says He Wouldn’t Have Pissed In A Cup Either If He Was Tiger Woods After Blowing 0.00 On Breathalyzer.
If I was Tiger Woods, there is a zero percent chance I would have pissed in a cup after blowing .000 on the breathalyzer.
— Todd Hagopian | Stagnation Assassin (@ToddHagopian) March 27, 2026